Jillian is in Seattle doing something consultant-ish for someone and that means Mama B is now on her own. 3 dogs, 2 cats, 1 job and ONE VERY MOBILE CHILD. One day down and so far, no animal or human has been maimed. I remembered to feed both Mia and the animals. More importantly, I fed them each their own food. I managed to get a (very quick) shower this morning and was dressed before getting the little stinker out of her crib! Nice.

Mia’s diaper changed – check. Dixie’s potty pad changed – check. LadyBear and Ruffles 52 potty excursions – check. Litter box – check.

Dog’s water bowl filled – check. Cat food bowls filled – check.

Mia dressed for daycare  – check. Elmo socks on feet – check. Monkey hoodie on child – check.

And then came the hair. THE HAIR! I don’t do hair. And I especially don’t do Mia hair that has a mind of its own and won’t listen to reason. Bonus round: teeny, tiny, microscopic rubber bands that are supposed to go twice around a mini ponytail of Mia hair. And all of this before 7 am and with no coffee. After the 3rd time of Mia saying “ow. stuck?” I figured waterboarding would be easier on her so I gave up. I combed it and called it good. And then I apologized to Miss Brittany for my failed attempt. She understood.