Mama J: Mia, tell Mama B what we need to buy for our tea party.
Mia: A cattle!
Mama B: A cattle?
Mia: Yes (Insert 5 yr old eye roll.) Cattle is another name for a tea pot. And this is what it sounds like when it goes steaming: Whooooooo!
Mama B: That sound just like a steaming cattle…

Mia: I have a bump in my mouth!
Mama J: A bump?
Mia: I need to google it.
Mama B: How do you know to google it?
Mia: I put water in my mouth and swish it around.
Mama J: I think you mean “gargle”
Mia: Yea. That. I need to gargle.

End scene.

(In the bath with Mama B)
Mama B: Why are you scratching your butt?
Mia: I think it’s a radish.
Mama B: A radish on your butt? Sounds bad.
Mia: Yeah. I get these bumps and I scratch them and they turn into a radish!
Mama B: Hmmm. We should get that checked at Safeway.

Mia: I love you, Mama.
Mama J: I love you too!
Mia: I love you, even when I’m picking my nose!