This weekend we made the big leap to getting Mia to sleep in her crib. We thought “OK. She’s 2 months and doing great holding her head steady and lifting it up” so she’s ready to move to the “big girl” bed. Besides, we have this lovely nursery all ready for Mia and the only one hanging out in there is Pico the cat.

• We got everything ready and set up the baby monitor supreme with video and night vision and anti-boogyman shield.
• We purchased the obligatory crib mobile with laser light show (Pink Floyd option not available, sadly) and I managed to get that sucker put together. Side note: it took me 20 minutes to figure out how to get the stuff out of the packaging and 15 minutes to put it together. A whole roll of packing tape for one box?
• We have oodles of hip songs turned into lullaby versions by people with no sense of humor – except the AC/DC rendition CD. Another side note: They have this series for a lot of artists including Nine Inch Nails… Really? “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” as a lullaby is one thing but “Head Like a Hole?” Even I have limits.

We were prepared. We were expecting a fight and wanted to make sure we had plenty of ammunition. And then the first nap came around on Saturday…
She was out like a light and slept for 3 hours. No trauma. No crying. No nothing. We put her down in the crib and she did a couple of Maggie Simpson impersonations and she was zonked. Very anti-climactic.

We did learn a couple of things we will pass on:

1. Crib mobiles – especially one that projects a light show – is like baby cocaine. Turn it on and watch her eyes pop open and stare for hours. Note to self: Turn off mobile.
2. If you have a cat that is addicted to chewing power cords, speaker wires or anything that even holds the possibility of jolting said cat with bursts of pure electrical charge, buy extra cord covers. Nothing wakes you up faster than having to splice the power cord to the baby monitor back together at 10 PM. Pico is fine if you ignore the glow coming from her ears and the patch of missing fur. She’s a moving night light but otherwise the same.